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The Barking & Meowing Heads Family

Bailey

Birthday 15th July

Bailey is the original Barking Head! He’s a proper cheeky chappy but everyone loves him!

My favourite food is… Bad Hair Day. I love lamb and I have a shiny coat, alert eyes and a waggy tail! I don’t think it can actually make you more handsome, but I certainly feel more handsome!

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? I would put an immediate stop to puppy farming, which is the mass commercial production of puppies, purely for profit and with no care or welfare for the dogs.

Brambles

Birthday 25th December

Brambles is a super-cute, playful pup who is inquisitive and friendly with a ton of energy!

My favourite food is…Puppy Days. It gives me everything I need as a growing pup because did you know, we grow 20 times faster than adult dogs!

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? I would bring in two new laws – the first one would make it compulsory for owners to buy separate birthday and Christmas presents for everyone with a birthday on Christmas Day like me and the second one would be to fine everyone who doesn’t pick up their dog’s poo about a bazillion pounds!

Gramps

Birthday 9th October

Gramps is the elder statesman of the family. He is reliable and wise, good-natured and tolerant. Especially of the younger ones!

My favourite food is…Golden Years. My joints feel great, the chicken and trout are delicious and it’s gentle on my digestive system.

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? Oh don’t get me started! There are loads of things I’d improve but the main one would be to try and get more and more older people to own dogs. Us dogs are a friendly bunch and we encourage socialising and getting out there!

Milly

Birthday 17th May

Big Foot is a big dog with strength, power and pride. She’s fiercely protective of the group but inside, she’s as playful and as warm and cuddly as a kitten!

My favourite food is…Big Foot Chicken. It takes care of all my needs and is 45% chicken, my favourite food! It helps to keep my cholesterol low and it’s full of protein.

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? I would make sure that anyone who is caught dogfighting participates in human fighting, see how they like it. Then put them in prison.

Stanley

Birthday 2nd June

Little Big Foot walks in the shadow of Big Foot and although LBF is a pup, he’s a big pup and is full of energy and unstoppable enthusiasm!

My favourite food is…Little Big Foot. Firstly it tastes amazing and secondly, it gives me strong teeth and healthy bones.

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? I would encourage anyone considering buying a dog to make sure they know exactly what they are in for. We need to be exercised, entertained, fed, pooped and trained and if they don’t think they can commit to all that, to think again. We really are like little kids!

Pheobe

Birthday 30th August

Phoebe is a somewhat superior feline who graciously accepts the existence of the somewhat inferior dogs.

My favourite food is…Purr-Nickety. Firstly because I am, and secondly because it’s 70% salmon, fish and chicken and it makes my coat shine like the world’s biggest diamond.

What one thing would you improve about the world we live in? I would ban the use of the term ‘cat lady’. We certainly don’t operate at the behest of humankind, we have our own agenda (and all will be revealed in good time). Also, those people who hoard cats without enough food, water, shelter or care should be banned from ever keeping cats again.